Magazine Design – Quark Xpress add on on?

Question: Does anyone know of an add on to Quark Xpress that truly designs magazine pages for you whilst you enjoy a little sleep? My boss say that there isn't and, "Any more of this sh*it Dandy and I swear to God I'll fire you." But I contemplate he's wrong.

Answers:
If there be 1, alot of us would be out of jobs.

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